Dadadadadad na na na
MMMMMM
Lalalalaa
Hum Dum Dum
MMMM
Why do people eat sing
Because it drives me round the bend
Its just a flippin chocolate bar
No neeed to sing my friend
And keep it in your mouth my dear
It's not made for your cheeks
Especially when i can see the marks
Of the one you downed last week
Now im not being rude
But when you eat your food
You resemble a monkey in a zoo
Its just a chocolate snickers
So before you twist your knickers
Don't eat sing and for goodness sake, please chew!!!!!!!
Author notes
A4 A4 A4 A4 A4----- Gah dont you hate it when people do that humming thing whilst eating. It really annoys me!! Hurrumphh!!!
A contest entry
- Weird Options Contest by Kimojuno.
456 points, ended July 12, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Ha!!! I LOVED THIS!!! It was so funny.Excellent job.
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This was a good poem and I enjoyed it, I do believe I will sing while eating my food, and I will probably not chew. Ooops, there goes a choke, I do believe I am dead! I think you may of meant A2, but either way good poem.
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hahahhaha this was sweet
But I have to admit..I'm one of those people...I love chocolate...can't help it
Good luck in the contest!
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I'm being nice.
Option and suboption please.
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