My Midnight Munchies

12:00am- Steak and mashed potatoes
        I threw those down quicker than a rabbit running from a dog
        Teryaki steak with hot buttered milky smooth potatoes
        I ate them while I watched some relgios guy on channel 18
12:30am- Orange Koolaid
        The potatoes left my mouth dry enough to write on
        Orange koolaid is orgasmic
        I put it in a water bottle so I could roam around
01:00am- Buttered Toast
        I just couldn't stop eating
        All of my FAFSA paper work had gotten in
        I still had things to send out for school that I had yet to see
01:30am- Chocolate Milk
        The toast made me want a baser taste
        Thought I saw the lights flicker
        Watched the electricty go out
02:00am- Lucky Charms And A Cup Of DeCaf-Coffee
        Glad I had started that cup of coffee before the power went out
        Poured myself a bowl of Lucky Charms and ate them by the light of my DS
        Finished off the milk
02:30am- Granola Bars
        I love chocolate and peanut butter mixed with granola
        Made me think of the last guy I dated
        He kissed me with his eyes open
03:00am- Milkshake And Oreos
        Oreos suck now that they changed their recipe
        Not kidding it's transfats that make the cookie
        This cookie sucks ass
03:30am- Rice Krispie Treats
        See these are good night time snacks
        Lot's of sugar in these babies
        Damn! It's the last one!
04:00am- Another glass of Orange Koolaid
        Why is there no word that rhymes with orange?
        Seriously, all the words in the english language you'd think there'd be at least one
        I mean the closest I can think of is "door hinge"
04:30am- Pizza
        Wow I'm fat
        No, opra was fat
        Opra is scary
05:00am- Nachos
        I shouldn't be eating cheese at 5am
        I do like cheese though
        Doggies are cute
05:30am- Buttered English Muffin
        Muffin is a cute dog name
        It only works for little dogs though
        Why is dawg a name for friend?
06:00am- A Dry Bowl Of Lucky Charms
        Maybe I should just give up the bowl
        I'm not using milk, I really could just give up the bowl
        Stupid hand getting stuck in the stupid box
06:30am- Another Glass Of Orange Koolaid
        I've had a lot of these tonight
        Well it's not tonight it's technically tomorrow
        Maybe it's today
07:00am- Another Glass Of Orange Koolaid
        Nah, it's this morning
        I mean the sun is up now so it's got to be morning
        Damn there's no food left