Now that I am getting older
My tastes in food and sex
Are getting so much bolder
Why, I'll even try Tex-Mex.
I loved to sit on a hard dicky
And give a good legover
But I now prefer a choccy bikky
Or a Strawberry Pavlova.
Getting old is not much fun
So I may as well keep on eating;
'Cos no one wants to poke my bun
And sexual pleasure's fleeting.
So give me a nice big steak and chips
And strong red wine by the bucket;
The flesh is piling on my hips
I don't care: I say, "Just fuck it".
A contest entry
- Chocolate, Cheesecake and Strawberry Pavlova. by Pete Greenslade.
450 points, ended July 5, 2007, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
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Judge #2 Says...
So yeah, I consider this sloth..but then I can look at it as gluttony too. Oh well. Since sloth is my sin, which is prolly why I'm commenting this so late (lol), I really liked this. The rhymes were good and it was just funny. Haha. =] -
Judge #1
You should know I laughed really hard at this. It is amazing. You flow very nicely through the poem. Thank you for entering and good luck!
~Dommi
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My dad would probably do you, or my brother, yep, he'd do either of you, he has dubious taste, after all, he shagged my mother.
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But then, most people have done that.
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very good write
i loved it!
xo
kandy -
fuckin love it
very witty,very honest,I'm sure your bun's still very pokable..x
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Is there such a thing as a "choccy bikky"?
This is hilarious! Just give me a chocorgasm...
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You have never heard of chocolate biscuits?
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Okey dokey.
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you are absolutely terrible, people cant take you anywhere..blandford forum is to small for you..ps you write great poems..peter
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Nearer to Iwerne Minster. I train my binoculars on the school, hoping to see some nice 18 year old rugby thighs.
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any hockey sticks ..let me know.. smile
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Thank you for my gold cup and pts! I like your hat.
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This sure beats the hell out of mine. Looks like a winner from here
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I have to agree.
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you older girls .certainly punch a wallop...peter
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