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No More Monkeys Singing ‘Bout The Dead

I don’t like to admit it
But I drink & drive
Not on purpose.
I’ve never had a DUI
I just had 3 shots
Of love potion.
Which was queer because,
13 swallows of
Long Island Ice-Tea
Didn’t even get me giggling.
But 3 shots of vodka
Will have jumping on the bed
Singing about dead people
& B-A-B-Y
& monkeys.
“Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
On fell off and bumped its head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkeys jumping on the bed
Or singing ‘bout the dead
All of the monkeys should drive home
Instead.”

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  • Darkimagination
    July 1, 2007

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    Quirky

    Liking ths poem for its light-hearted humour and wonderfully funny bit at the end. Not sure if it's supposed to be sarcastic humour but I enjoyed it all the same. Great job!!!