You know what thought did? Thought he farted and he shit himself.
Author notes
A regular saying for my nana when you thought you had done something you hadn't. I thought I'd put the milk away but I guess I'd shit myself instead. Hmmmm.
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OH, gosh, what a funny take on making a mistake!
Your nana must have been a wild and funny lady!
Jeez, if I had said anything like that, ever, I would have been put in isolation by my family. 


