I was in a fast food restuarant the other day,
When in came an obese lady, knocking all out her way.
I overheard her order, and thought 'deluded'
Every burger on offer she included.
She finished off with a diet drink,
Stating 'that will make the calories sink'
I stiffled a laugh, but had to say
'The diet drink will carry the calories away'
She seemed really pleased, I felt superior,
She obviously hadn't caught the sarcasm to her.
Talking of sarcasm, Tony Blair had a good run in charge,
I love the interest rates and taxes that have risen so large.
Now who've we got, the ex-bloody-chancellor,
Got into power on a by-chance-offer.
But no worries, Tony's puppy will be better,
I'm already writing him a good luck letter.
I heard someone say Tim Henmann has a chance at Wimbledon,
Yeah right, and I live in god damn Christendom.
He has as much chance of winning
As I do, giving up sinning.
They say size zero is the hot new look,
I say those girls should learn to cook.
Yes girls, it is sexy to see bones through skin,
And your necks as narrow as your chins.
A contest entry
- Sarcasm by Edna Sweetlove.
850 points, ended July 6, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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poor anorexic girls get so many insults these days
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Poor Tim Henman. He is a millionaire of course.
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lol oh sis
only you cud write this i love it ..ghood luck in the contest xxx cheeky xxxx
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haha thanks sis, its like my sarcastic rant!!
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lol i noticed lol i love your rants they so make me laff ..sits quiet n watches me sis on her soap box
xxxx loves ya sis xxxxxxx
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lol, my husband says I sometimes live on my high horse!!!
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thats the best place to be you can see the world from up there
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hey, i like this. you've got really good ideas and the first stanza... makes me laugh a little. the one line that was awkward was "i love the interest rates and taxes that are so large"
oh and you spelled sarcasm wrong?
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thank you!! just a few thought that came out! lol
I've changed the spelling! and made a change to that line!! Thanks for the heads up!!
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