Sarcasm Has Arrived In Celebrity Town

              Paris Hilton, you're so famous
              For being an actress
              You never get stress
              Your smartness is high
              You love chicken thighs
              You hate it when you're on time
              Now it's time to be on show
              And get all spazzy
              And always be a celebrity, yo!

              George W. Bush
              You're so nice
              You make the world a better place
              You stopped the Iraq War without a trace
              Without you
              The world would die
              You're so important
              Have your signature on the Decloration of Indepence signed
                You never lie
              You're a star
              You have you're own T.V.
              That's something to know
              The world will never blow.

              Simon Cowell
              You're never fowl
              Why would anyone want to disembowl
              Your carrer
                Without fear
                I am so glad that you are here
                On American Idol
                Giving nice gentle comments
                On the singers
                I love you
                I adore you
                There is nothing that can stop me from idolizing you.