Imagine a tiny, cute little pup
So small that it could fit in a cup
Just think of all the places she'd hide
Snuggle up cosy in a bag by your side
She'd be such a pampered pooch
The type that Paris would love to smooch
Costing thousands and thousands of dollars
For fancy diamond studded collars
Maybe even her own fur jacket
Paris could afford to spend a packet
Paris has a tiny teacup pup
Her driving skills need brushing up
I wonder when to jail she went
Did her pooch handle the traumatic event?
With her too, did it go I wonder?
Slumming it because of Paris's blunder
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