I'm bum on the street,
I can't afford eat,
Taking scraps out a garbage heep.
Looking all bummy.
Feeling crummy.
I sleep in bus shelters,
Isn't it funny?
I'm a buisness freak,
With the buisness that i make.
I have a nice car,
I put honey garlic on my steak.
I got a tone of money,
With a house by the lake.
Looking all chummy.
But i won't spair a cent,
Isn't it funny?
I'm a drug dealer,
I sell alot of rock.
I work when i want,
I'm not on the clock.
They call my drugs medician,
They call me the doc.
My life's just lovely.
I'm not actually a doctor
but i make more money.
I kill alot of patients,
Isn't it funny?
Author notes
i know i know more ironic then funny but i was laughing
A contest entry
- The Laughs of Society by bloved.
550 points, ended August 2, 2007, 28 entries
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Comments
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This "was" ironic and put together really well.
John
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great poem i like the different point of views
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hahahahahah very ironic but still very funny
Thats what I was looking for anyways...
I like how you describe a bum...a rich business man...and than a drug dealer.
It's sad people are homeless and hungary...people still don't give a damn...people with a little money..or put "honey garlic on my steak." can care less if your poor. Drug dealers are killing people and profiting...alot of crazy crap.
Thanks for entering and good luck.
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