Yo! here's the story
about the three little pigs
they each built their homes
out of straw, stick, and brick
Then along came the wolf
that pompous little prick
he kicked the tar
out of each of their cribs
They say he blew them down
but that's not how it went
that's the word on the street
but here's really how he did it
you see he had bad breath
yeah it was the herald of death
if you tried to take a breath
it would melt off all your flesh
The first two burst into flames
from his chronic halitosis
the little pigs ran away
cause it was bending their noses
so he chased them down
to the house made of brick
they knew their brother's house
was their last line of defense
when he breathed on the wall
to his great suprise
his breath bounced right off
and hit him in the eyes
then he ran off
screaming like a little kid
and he proceeded to vomit
in the nearest trash bin
but if you think that's the end
that the piggies were glad
NO! they wanted revenge
and they wanted it bad
so they hunted him down
and beat him down in the back
then made him watch teletubbies
the show straight from heck
then they took a bazooka
and loaded it good
then shoved it up his butt
shoved it up real good
The pigs pulled the trigger
and blew up the ugly pug
they took his remains
and made a wolf-skin rug
WORD!
A contest entry
- Do what you want! by OnyxtheForsaken.
450 points, ended July 5, 2007, 19 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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LOL LOL LOL I love the tellutubies part that stuff is awesome It was real funny
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HAha.....oh god...this was awesome...such a sinister mimickery of the Three Little Piggies. Awesome man!
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I am sitting here laughing my butt off. I can't write something this funny. LOL You got talent. Awesome poem.
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AWESOME! And god how I haven't laughed that hard in ages! Thank you so much for that! Finalist for sure! WORD!
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