A REDNECK DATE
You might be a Redneck if:
your date consists of going to the junk yard
with your girl and she's bouncin around sayin, "Yee Haa!"
and lookin in the junked cars for "cool" things.
A FLOWER "SIGN":
My husband and I went to visit his cousin. While I went inside for a drink
He was walking to the front of the house to meet his cousin.
His Aunt was planting more flowers in her garden and my hubby says,
"Puttin more flowers in, huh?"
She looks up at him and says,
"No, I am burrin bones. Here's your sign."
Author notes
Both incidents really happened. And yes the "girl" mentioned in "Redneck Date" was me. Ok so I had fun riding through the junk yard. It was very bumpy and bouncy out there. Any time spent with my hubby makes me happy. Even the silly things he does. I know it is not in a poem form but this is the best I could do.
The lesson in Redneck Date is, Have fun and enjoy life no matter the lumps and bumps it sends your way and enjoy the time you have with your significant other you never know when they will be gone.
The lesson for 'A Flower "Sign" ' is Don't be dumb. lol No seriously, stating the obvious is kinda redundant, don't you think.
A contest entry
- Here's Your Sign/You Might Be a Redneck by DareU2Byourself.
350 points, ended July 1, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - give me some freaking humor---PLEASE by Viyanna Rosemarie.
650 points, ended September 25, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make me Laugh! by Blue Spirit.
550 points, ended February 13, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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nice. thanks for joining.
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i know some people just like this, not related to them but i do know them best of luck in the contest. be well and be blessed
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i am from the south so could relate to this write. thank you very much for this quite humorous write. it is appreciated more than you know. i am looking forward to reading more from you in the near future. i wish you well in this contest of mine. viyanna rosemarie
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Funny! ^_^
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Funny
Love it, very cool
I had a girl friend in Wartrace Tn
Wild like her red hair, yet amazing
Thank you for the laugh
Rick
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delightful homespun quips with caring thoughts. I enjoyd reading this.Thanks for sharing.
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that's cute. i love it.
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Methinks Jeff Foxworthy would agree. If it weren't for rednecks we'd have no one, politically correct, to make fun of... just teasing.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
ps. Thanks again for reading and commenting on my work. I do appreciate it very much. -
Great poem.
Amber -
Wonderful
Very well done. Sounds like a true definition of being a red neck to me.
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Hehehe!!!!!!
Hello Annie, Both of these were funny but the second one cracked me up. Thank you for the laughs this morning. A great write!!!! You take care, Sandy 
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No--you did a nice job. Great entry. Thanks for sharing it and thanks for entering the contest. Best wishes. Take care.
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