I walked out of the bar
Was heading over to my car
Spotted a lady to my south
She had a Med in her mouth
I thought it strange, so i said
"Why are you sucking on a med?"
Her reply was as quick as you could get
"Fuck, what have i done with my cigarette?"
I then drove off, to try my luck
Home i went to get a fuck
Should have stayed drinking in the bar
A fuck?,I did get close, but no cigar
So ladies, please do take some care
What you insert, between your pubic hair
Cigars and things are sure to fit
If your med is on fire,then Tampon it
Thanks for reading,and i don`t swear
Fuck,Cunt,Bastard and I don`t care
I wrote this poem,tis also a joke
Just remember this, DO NOT SMOKE!!!
In a list
A contest entry
- Swear Words and Cigar Smoke by zillion.
300 points, ended June 25, 2007, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - frozen tampons by flaed.
420 points, ended September 10, 2007, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Sex and Cigarettes by Danna Hobart.
300 points, ended September 24, 2007, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humor by C.I.M.A Punk.
500 points, ended January 5, 2008, 25 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Nice work, it took a while to get the joke but it is funny!
Good Luck!
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Funny. Thanks for the entry.
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lmao - this was funny as hell, but it has (unfortunately) already received an HM
please re-read the rules
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that was funny. i did not want to believe it was funny..but it was.
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im not a big fan of swear words. some fit. most were unnessisary and took away from the poem.
the imagry was verrry good and it was a hystarical concept. thanks for entering
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Some dubious punctuation here which slightly detracts from the overall beauty of the composition but I can tell you have your heart in the right place. Probably.
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Very witty indeed. I once slept with a woman who smoked a cigar via her anus.
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I guess it has a good message not to smoke....kind of weird way to put it though
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Thankyou
You liked my poem?If it helps people stop smoking i guess it does the job.I`m basically new at this so i`m open to criticism
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I was going to enter this one, but I couldn't come up with anything funny enough. And now I know I won't. By far the funniest thing I've read for a while. Definitely left a strange mental picture. Great work. Thanks for the laughs.
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thanks
thankyou for reading my poem and i`m glad you enjoyed it
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this is what you call very talented can't get enough type lyrics. it sorta was grasp to me as a free verse write. i like this write i think all cigarette writer would find this work a blast off this was smoking
julia
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thanks
You liked my poem i think?Are you saying it is good?If that is what you mean thankyou very much.I`m only a learner at this game
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nice moral story. lol Obviously you've had some kind of personal experience with this.
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thanks for your remarks
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