I can guarantee that this will be one of the most random poems you'll ever find =]
(try to read it out loud with a group of friends... it's even funnier. Don't ask me where i came up with it... Lol)
Sacagawea is a woman
csaj asojcb uchs jkcuinhis
inc uhcusbu njubnc
i am, i will, i never was
ig9ein idone kop s os
oofv kiso wocon
oaown lois jiojo
bake my soul in the oven
fihuen jifie jlhijh
ooen riieb iivbe ide uhofhlj
ifienfjio o b heiknm jie
i never stood a chance against santa
fiennjn ijif ein eubhi ukjlk k
ifien ioj iuiuj kfbhi
aiio bb oifebjkn koiue
oh, what is love? A candy cane!?
ifie eijhfbn lfuo ieh bh
aijf oooo ui ihebn jndbu
oeuu o b fuehje jhnkn jkn f
very very calumnious
iifb ihiov oihei ohv jkhdoih
iohsj ijioj alijbh
fio oi hbjn ojoi uhiuhe
don't play with fire
you just may burn your finger off
ibeuu i i ubehbkb kjad
iofeb oi bkj k jkhu
ihf i iuh b kbkjh huhu
i bet you could never guess my name
ifbu uhuih hhibas lih uihuihe
pijo ouh ub bauhfu ihiub
aiho uh uh uhkae ehiouh
if English class was filled with this poem
you surely would fail it
ifiji i ji jioejhoih
ioenbjbj i i ui oui
ijoijioj ohnkjn
sex is only a remedy to loneliness.
You make REALLY good friends.
uhufhe uiu ytyg iuhiuea
ihfuih uhiu hiygwi
football has a lot of balls in it
ibeuu i i ubehbkb kjad
that's why i like it so much.
ibeuu i i ubehbkb kjad
Author notes
I don't like the previous submission, so I will replace this with that.
A contest entry
- Give me some weird poems! by TwiztidMaggot.
345 points, ended June 25, 2007, 13 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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... ok... I really don't understand this poem.... it's mostly just random letters to me... (I guess that's all my mind can take for now... lol.) butyeah... thisis one of the most random poems I have ever read... even more random than one about 10 diff things at once... lmao!
crimson

