Bill were a great old pig
Loved his mud, did Bill
Wallowed every day in the swill
Loved a miniature pony
over yon on Bleeker's farm
She wouldn't, she said with alarm
Pigs n Ponies ought not mix
She wanted a stallion names Montegue
Lost his balls, he did, didn't have a clue
Which just goes to show us
we must be happy with what we got
Pigs n Ponies are a miserable lot
A contest entry
- Give me some weird poems! by TwiztidMaggot.
345 points, ended June 25, 2007, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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ha, this is actually really cute... not exactly what I'm looking for... but it's nice... I like taht some people can write with humor like this... good job!
Crimson -
Pigs and ponies huh? That is an interesting combination. Does it have four legs, all pink, squewal and neigh at the same time?
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