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Creepy Pizza

I’d like a pizza topped with cheese
then sprinkled with some gnats and fleas,
some centipedes and slimy slugs,
and other creepy, crawly bugs.


I want to add some fingernails
and oyster ooze and crunchy snails
and chicken bones and spoiled meat
and smelly socks from dirty feet.


I want it topped with lots of mold
and gooey boogers (not too old),
a lot of snot, a little spit,
and guts with grimy, grainy grit.


I want the most disgusting crust
with spider webs and day-old dust
and dirt and mud and blood and gore
delivered to my sister’s door.

Please tell me what you think

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  • barefoot contessa silver member
    July 20, 2007

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    Ugh. This made me want to be sick. It's not the poem mind you. It was the haunting visuals obtained reading it. I agree with your sis below me. You should write horror stories. I would mostly differently read it. lol

    Love from mom ,
    Aly

  • angelelectra
    June 26, 2007
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    KOI???
    KOI
    KOI
    KOI
    KOI????


    GRRRRRRR!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!

    Dont u dare!!!!!! if u deliver this disgusting gook to my door, i'll let dan, tifi, bob and bob's unborn babies lose on you!!!

    awww!! u should write horror stories, you!!! wonderful talent for those creeeepy descriptions lol

    love ya sis! (despite the pizza)