I couldn’t do my homework.
I had asthma and was wheezing.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
with some very painful sneezing,
and itchy skin with blisters—
oh so blotchy red and hivy—
malaria and toothaches,
and a patch of poison ivy,
eight spider bites and hair loss,
and a broken leg with scabies,
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
and a full-blown case of rabies.
I suffered—it was awful—
but I’m feeling better now.
Could I have done my homework?
No, I really don’t see how.
Please tell me what you think
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This is one I can relate to from my schooldays. How to avoid that which I was not going to do anyway, and have an apparently legitimate reason for not doing it. Great stuff.
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GOOD
yes i lov this ooone yessss
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that was really coool! i shoul'hav thought these excuses wen i was @ skl...would have saved me tons of lectures abt doing my hmwrk, lol..
and no...in that pitiful state u its IMPOSSIBLE to do homework hehehehe
very nice description and i love the humour!
love ya lil sis!
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