You know a redneck when you see him using hot beer for mouthwash.
Rednecks name their mules Earnhardt and their dogs Budweiser no matter if they are female.
Rednecks think Tampex makes an excellent shotgun cleaner.
Rednecks might get a little upset if you run off with their woman but don't run off with their truck.
Rednecks thinks that a special event in the Olympics should be a farting contest.
Rednecks love beer and might ask you to dance over a sixpack, but teach him to make beer and he will marry you.
Only if you are semi-good looking, you wear jeans and can clean all the fish you can eat.
But you must supply the worms and if you have a bass boat that is all the better.
Rednecks favorite icecream treat is a frozen beer pop.
Rednecks grade each other on how far they blow the outhouse when they fart.
They have their own special events for special talents like burping and see the above.
Rednecks don't worry about style because sooner or later everything comes back into style.
Rednecks think any team with the word Yankee in it should not be in the American league, unless you are a New York Redneck.
Yeah I met a few.
Rednecks can still write a song for a two string guitar.
They use other noises for effects.
You are not a redneck unless you drive a Chevy or a Ford.
Author notes
Actually I know of a salesclerk who sold Tampex to a hunter and when he asked what they were for, she told him shotgun shells.
Please tell me what you think
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Moved contest because a-bear's already had a redneck contest and 800 points is a lot to give away for a contest that's not for soul-poems, if ya know what I mean. pre-writes are allowed in it, though, so you can re-enter this if you'd like. Here's a link for ya....
http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2356124
Thanks for understanding!
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Moved contest because a-bear's already had a redneck contest and 800 points is a lot to give away for a contest that's not for soul-poems, if ya know what I mean. pre-writes are allowed in it, though, so you can re-enter this if you'd like. Here's a link for ya....
http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2356124
Thanks for understanding!
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Moved contest because a-bear's already had a redneck contest and 800 points is a lot to give away for a contest that's not for soul-poems, if ya know what I mean. pre-writes are allowed in it, though, so you can re-enter this if you'd like. Here's a link for ya....
http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2356124
Thanks for understanding!
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heehee, I like the 10th line. Thanks for sharing this and thanks for entering the contest. Best wishes. Take care.
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