You might be a redneck if....
you're in car,
at the McDonalds drive-thru,
and your car stops moving,
but your boobs keep going!
You might be a redneck if.....
your house has more tires then your car and mower!
You might be a redneck if...
in the morning you have to hot-wire your car to start it!
You might be a redneck if...
you think hooters is the greatest thing since sliced bologna!!!
Ha ha PA is full of these.....and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol!!!
Hey Brook this is Aj. Hoping to see you this coming year. This poem really made me laugh. I miss you alot and can't wait for this year. This write gave me a good feeling about it and I hope you write some more for me to read. I truly believe this is comical and nice for a good laugh. Especially the Mcdonalds part. Anyways, I will see you soon. ttyl
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Moved contest because a-bear's already had a redneck contest and 800 points is a lot to give away for a contest that's not for soul-poems, if ya know what I mean. pre-writes are allowed in it, though, so you can re-enter this if you'd like. Here's a link for ya....
http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2356124
Thanks for understanding!
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Yes indeed.
I guess that I am a redneck my house had a whole bunch of wheels before they took them off. This is great and the best of luck in the contest.
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I like the second one best.
Thanks for sharing this and thanks for entering the contest. Best wishes. Take care.
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