there was a strange young man named Lord
who compulsively cyberly whored
then just a quick wiping
(post one-handed typing)
from saran-wrap upon his keyboard
he by a young lass was beguiled
because she was so horny and wild
he got so damn hot for her
he came on his monitor
and she bore him a virtual child
she took him to court and said, "Pay me.
For this hideous digital baby!"
and we all were perplexed
that he still cybersexed
'till he said, "I will virtually gay be!"
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A contest entry
- Cyberspace Baby... Is this baby yours??? by Melodies.
550 points, ended June 30, 2007, 10 entries
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absolute crap...
but in a good way lol
luv amilicious
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Wonderful write
Good job you made me laugh. Well enjoyed. They say tin foil is the best. It reflects light. JAJAJAJA (LISA)
"from saran-wrap upon his keyboard
he by a young lass was beguiled
because she was so horny and wild
he got so damn hot for her
he came on his monitor
and she bore him a virtual child'
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this is so funny! and very well written...cyberspace love makeing...just as dangerous as making babies
Thank you so much for the laugh
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Next time... if there IS a next time...
Saran-wrap your screen! AND your whole computer, as you are so potent!
This poem is whirling through Cyberspace,shooting out more of your whing-ding-dillys and no doubt we will have feral Cyberbabies all over the universe by day's end! Oh, so funny! You are a master of nutty stuff! 
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Good Lord! What makes you think that was me? I want the paternity text to prove it! Ha ha ha.
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Oh, yeah... I get it... I was so tickled by the humor that I forgot it was about the "Young man named Lord."
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I KNEW you could do it...I swear to God, I'll be laughing all day with this one. OOOOOOh, Allan this is so funny...
Now, where is that child support check?
Lane XXOO
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This is quite hilarious and more so based on the IM I sent you
LOL! lol! lmao! GREAT WORK!
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PerV, you shouldn't have. This is your funniest yet. and that's saying a whole lot. More than a mouthful. lolL) Good luck in this contest. lol
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lololol this is brilliant love it hehehehehe
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You nutter! Wonderful as always
lol
From
Me
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Did you get last month's support payment?
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No, not yet...you did post the cheque like the solicitors instructed didn't you?
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Oh, shit! I'll send it again...
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Can you PLEASE do it today....I have no money for food and the little mega bites when he's hungry
Me
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LOVE it. per the norm. seran-wrap!
dude, this is fantabulous!
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I an laughing so hard, I entered that comment before I finished it. You're freekin insane!!
Love,
Amera ♥
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ROTFLMAO!!
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