Oh radiant Goddess of mystical light
Who's beauty is surpassed by none!
The love and warmth you radiate
Like no other since this world hath begun.
Your gracious kind and beauteous soul
Of which all mankind should take heed,
Your incomparable intelligence and savvy wit
Will always ensure you succeed!
Thou who art truly a gem here on earth -
The desire of all red blooded males
(And indeed all red blooded females)
Oh you...
Wait...
Is that Edna I glimpse behind you
Buggering you up the ass????
(Well didn't that just go and ruin my poem)
Author notes
For you my dear in commemoration of being blocked by 100 people!
A contest entry
- A CONTEST for odd people - do it now. by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended June 22, 2007, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Yes your poem got ruined by an infamous act of sodomy. I wonder who you might be.... I shall have to go and look via an alter ego.........
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