Odd women object
if their spouse should eject
in any place other
than theirs
Me, I don't care
just eject anywhere
I am the mother
of heirs.
Our Edna you'll block
because you've no cock
but I prefer her hammer
to your awful grammar..
She's a funny wee honey
but no cuddle bunny
could bite a rabbit in half
God thinks our Edna's a laugh...
Said and done doll face
I love her boat race
She's queen of the blocks
so called 'poets'? - no cocks....
Author notes
Oooh darling. I'm only up to five blocks including alter egos. But I'm studying hard to be more shocking. But I'm an over 50 ex-convent girl. Sometimes I shock myself.... xx
A contest entry
- A CONTEST for odd people - do it now. by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended June 22, 2007, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Goodness.
or not....it's a very intriguing write! Especially for an ex convent girl! Write on!
*PEACE*
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Great contest idea and a worthy entry. This is pretty raw for an ex convent girl! lol I love the line, 'could bite a rabbit in half', yeah and probably the odd wolf or two!
Peace Georgia
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nice, you came to me by accident, but after reaqding this i hope you will not b a stranger...PK
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Cant begin to extrapolate what you'd like from my evangelising of edna. I'll raise you five.....
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What do you have to do to get blocked? I don`t think I am blocked by anybody, so must be missing out on something. No doubt they consider me a harmless old fart and not worth bothering with. Shall take som lessons from these worty exponents of the art of being blocked.
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Williamstown
I am certain that you are much too nice and gentlemanly to be blocked by anyone. However, should you desire to be blocked, just as an experience, you need to disagree violently with either - my sexuality, my religion, my politics, or most contentious of all, my spelling and grammar....... but this may not work completely....!! x
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This is a nice tribute to Edna - I like the rhyming of block and cock, very good. Best of luck in the contest.
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Cock was a whimp of a rhyme!! But ta for the encouragement!!x
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Only 5 people have blocked you? You aren't trying hard enough! One of my alter egos has 17 so far and I'm hoping to get that to 50 soon. Better have a clappy-happy thing for this.
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You are so right. Poetic lethargy, I think, is the discipline to which I subscribe... xx
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Yes, over 100 blocks. I think there's only one 'poet' went the length of blocking me. It's nice to be savaged now and again, AP has need of Edna. The block/ cock rhyme sort of jumps out, doesn't it? Nice poem.
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No, not a nice poem and I'm not proud of the metre. I'd take a foot any day. Oooh too checky by far.
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