Edna is modest, to the core,
always interesting, never a bore.
Her poems light up my darkest day
and quite a turn-on, I have to say.
Her sexy stories are full of lust,
so give them a read, you really must.
She's never afraid to write the truth,
even if the content seems uncouth.
If you put her on your favourites list;
best to read her poems while you're pissed.
She'll always give an honest critique
though that honesty, might make you weep.
So toughen up, if you want to be a fan,
and hope she doesn't get another ban.
Because without dear Edna, it would be a drag,
And I'd never, never block, the sweet old hag.
Author notes
Hope you appreciate the pansy border, Edna.
A contest entry
- A CONTEST for odd people - do it now. by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended June 22, 2007, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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you certainly write engagingly of your friend edna .great rhyme as to be expected. best wishes
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How much did Edna pay you? I might enter the contest if its worthwhile.
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Not a bleedin' penny William. Do enter if you get time, as I'm sure she will appreciate your contribution.
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This is such a great entry in this contest 
Well done indeed, and I'm sure that Edna loves it too 
Best of luck to you in this contest 
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A masterpiece. And we have pansies North of the border as well - I'm away down the glen to pick a bunch the noo. Hooch!
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Perfect!! She's a pussy cat really - well, if you drop the cat part... I'm not going to hold that thought - getting into deep water here. She's no pansy - more of a tiger lily. Fierce and exotic!! Good write!
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Such a good poem and tribute to Edna. I know all about pansies: they are naughty men who like the ladies clothings to wear and mince a lot with the flapping hands.
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I used to have a pansy boarder, but he kept bringing dragbacks home with him and the legs of his bed broke due to the constant pounding. Touching poem.
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An out of order boarder.
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you never cease to make me smile...you're rhyming is incredible and this is a great poem...makes me want to know who edna is
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Here I am.
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hi
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Is she not gorgeous? A queen among women??
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