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Mega Bite Me

I can’t believe it happened
I got pregnant in cyberspace

I used Norton Anti Virus
I thought I would be safe

But it wasn’t enough
The protection wasn’t reliable

I shouldn’t have left
My fire wall down

Extra protection
Should have been more important

I should have listened
To what my cyber mother said

But now I am pregnant
and have an unknown virus

So to my cyber baby's daddy
Mega Bite me

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  • piccola silver member
    August 20, 2008

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    LOL ... perhaps it was a worm. Those things can be vicious. LOL. This was very entertaining. Thank you for the entry. get well soon


  • Naridill gold member
    January 28, 2008

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    lol ~ Very fun and entertaining. Love the theme - very humourous. Love it, nicely done.

    Thanks for entering,


  • Dak
    January 16, 2008
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    Hehehehehe. This one was very funny indeed. :]


  • SmokinHotWhiteTiger
    December 23, 2007

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    Thank You For Entering

    LOL! Okay I will give you props because this is hilarious but very well penned. I am male muyself and I cna not say I bene pregnant cyberspace wise but I guess you can say I bene given an HIOV cyber disease because my computer has bene hit so many times =-\ okay what I said didn't sound right basically I love your poem and it fits beautifully keep up the good work n good luck


  • mackereth
    December 21, 2007

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    lol, this is a great one, i like how you used something anyone can relate to (computer viruses) cuz eventually every1 is gunna get a few, lol


  • Cherokee
    December 2, 2007
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    This is clever.


  • TheAshtrayGirl
    November 19, 2007

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    :)

    This poem is excellent
    One of my favourite entries in contest
    So i had to give it honourable mention
    It's so funny and so smart how it was all put
    Together and thought up
    Great Job
    <3


  • poorme
    October 28, 2007
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    HAHAHAHAHA!Gotta go change my pants!Thanks!


  • Kimojuno
    August 31, 2007

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    Oh man THAT is funny! Reminds me of a coffee baby, anyway I loved this - it was really humorous and made me laugh and thank you I needed that. Best to always use protection, and now .. you know. Remember to raise a virus right always give it plenty of antis to protect it from bacteria.

    .. well that was a weak joke, sorry!

    Anyway thank you AGAIN for entering! I loved this! |^-^|

    Jeff.


  • Stardust-luvr
    August 12, 2007
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    well done and made me chuckle ater having had a good tearjerker read xxx


  • x-Black-Butterfly-x gold member
    August 1, 2007

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    he he im guessing this was the funny option right?
    could you please put option number in your authors notes
    this was funny and made me laugh because it was different.
    he he i cant stop laughing
    lol this was just funny
    well done


  • x Star Dust x
    July 22, 2007

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    Oh you made me laugh, it's a very creative mind you have! (Still smiling) I bet this happens a lot!

    Thanks for entering my contest!


  • your angers a gift
    July 18, 2007

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    I like the reference to the norton anti virus as being some sorta internet condom...pretty funny...thanks for entering


  • thelovesongwriter
    July 9, 2007
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    hehehhe great pun on computer words;;;very creative! lol. great write and best of luck


  • 2lullabyhaven
    June 28, 2007
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    This is a good one, truly. lol and thanks for entering it into my contest. lol


  • hayleai
    June 20, 2007

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    So to my cyber baby's daddy
    Mega Bite me

    that had more than anything love the use of protection inspireing truly funny write xx


  • LovelyTayBaby
    June 20, 2007
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    HAHAHA THIS ROCKS! Wow, it's super creative, mang! I really love this!!!

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    June 20, 2007

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    Omg Hehe How funny is this it made me smile. My favorite lines are:
    But now I am pregnant
    and have an unknown virus
    So to my cyber baby's daddy
    Mega Bite me

    Goodluck in the contest best wishes


  • Dark Magician
    June 20, 2007

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    kewlness

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This was amazing! First off great creativity to this. Second off way to be very funny. Thirdly, is that a spider on my wall. HEHEHE!!! Anyway great write. Loved it.


  • Melodies
    June 20, 2007
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    Don't know how to type all the words for "HA HA HA!!"

    But what the heck... I laughed them all in a huge chorus and probably woke up everybody at my house! OH, this poem is SO FUNNNNNNYYYY!! The metaphors are just glorious and the "Mega bite me" is superb! Thank you for thinking this poem up because it slides into my mind plenty fine, good poet!

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