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shaving my girl

                                                        PUSS
Not so very long ago, I asked my girl a favor, anything for you my love, she said as you are mine and I am yours, it will be that way forever, I held her tight in a naked embrace, and asked if I could shave her, she looked at me with an eye that reminded me of a faithful dog, she laughed and said you really are a rude old man, and a kinky sod,

But she said yes and I went off to go and get my razor, when I returned, I’m not happy with this said she, as it’s a razor, better to be safe than sorry, so please my love let me,
Ok I said but I will stay, this I've got to see,

She spread her legs and lathered up and scraped her tender skin, and I could see with pure delight, the place that I desired to be within, the hair came off, with gentle swipes, leaving smooth and shiny furrows, but especially one that I could see, and I longed for my tongue to burrow, glistening pink and shiny, I could see her bud, a waiting there, I thought. For a girl as big as her it’s awfully, awfully tiny,

My excitement grew in leaps and bounds; I even turned off the telly, my enthusiasm waned, just a bit when she started on her belly, she carried on a shaving away, then I thought oh no you jest, but no it was no joke at all, as she started on her chest,
She smiled at me seductively, and gave a saucy wink, and explained to me, it stops the chafing of my vest,

With all this hair a flying about, I went and got the Hoover out, I cleaned up here I cleaned up there, just when I thought that was that, she started on her back, hang on I said you’ve done enough I can see the bit I need, she carried on regardless, not paying any heed.
Annoyed I was at this farce, but I really had, had enough when she turned over on her front and started on her arse, can you hold it for me please my dear, she asked of me I said, you must be joking, that would take two good strong men, and there’s only me in here
Swish and swipe the razor went hypnotic in it’s way, I’d never seen the like of it is all that I could say, and I just stood and stared, then a whistling noise I heard, and from my reverie it did pull, I looked around for the source, the Hoover bag was full,
Feeling deflated and defeated, and feeling such a wuss, as all I really wanted was for her to shave her puss, …….. Still it wasn’t all as greater loss in spite of this and that with the hair that was left, my mother managed to knit for me, a jumper and a hat
The girl is gone now, can’t say I really care, oh I have got a photograph to remind me of her and of that fine day, she’s there, a lying on the bed, legs spread with out a care, and yes you’ve guessed it, upon her puss, not one single solitary hair.  There is one thing I find really strange and a little bit scary, the hole of her arse is indeed still very, very hairy, go figure             

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  • Sheilasbabygal4life
    October 16

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    I remember reading this one and commenting as well. I enjoyed reading this. Thank ya for entering again and best of luck too you in tha contest.


  • foreveryourslove
    October 7

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    thanks for entering my contest i really enjoyed the read i also wish you the bestest in my contest fo i have so many entries and i have till tomorow to read them all *my bday 2morow this is just to waste my time lol*


  • Sheilasbabygal4life
    September 4
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    Wow this was so funny! I laughed. Thanks for entering my contest, and best of luck to you!!~


  • dutch2lips gold member
    July 24
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    hahahahahaha, this is wicked and eeewwwwwwwww ..... the pictures in my head!!!
    thank you for entering and making me giggle


  • T.o.r.t.u.r.e. gold member
    May 10

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    wow.... thats....... wow..... lol! its not a bad wow either. thank you for entering and good luck int eh contest

  • Mercury Rising
    May 1
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    OMG, is this off the wall or what! Are you sure the hairy gal wasn't a lady boy? Be careful what you wish for I suppose. This was very funny and twisted, and I hope it was only your imagination running rampant. Best of luck in my contest, and thanks for entering this hilarious piece.


    • santonix
      May 1
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      it was slightly embelished, i will admit but it was based on an actual event.and as for her being a ladyboy! i wish she was as feminine as they are but alas she wasnt.


  • Exit-Stage-Right
    January 30

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    I liked the part about the Hoover bag. A Scandanavian company once tried to market their line of vacuums in America with the slogan: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." I guess they weren't familiar with our local patois!


  • JeremyWilliams
    January 15
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    WOW

    A strangely amuzeing peice


  • XInsanity-FairX
    January 2

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    lol, this was great, i liked how it starts of slightly erotic, and then just takes the piss

    and yep, made me giggle, lol
    well done and good luck
    =]
    xxxx


  • DramaQueen469 gold member
    October 16, 2008

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    All I can say is....

    WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST READ?!?!?!

    Lmao.

    Well done!! and good luck!!

  • Surprise Poet
    August 25, 2008
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    Holy Shit

    I laughed & laughed & hurt myself Hahahaha


  • Funluvingrl16
    August 24, 2008
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    wierd, but funny


  • KayJay
    August 24, 2008
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    Excellent and full of truthful humor (the best kind)... Well done and best of luck...
    Ken


  • Sick Sunshine
    August 24, 2008

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    what I think

    Very funny! It was a pleasure to read. made me think, that more men should appreciate when we woman shave. most woman have never even touched a razor...


  • Maxboy gold member
    August 24, 2008
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    Very good and I did like the ryhme.

    Thanks
    Don


  • indomitable
    June 29, 2008
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    HAHAHAHA. too fucking funny. omg lol. youre a straaange bird, but this really was a good one. the only thing i would suggest is that you put it into some sort of poetic form. i did recognise a flow to it, but the flow is a bit lost in the lumped together paragraphs. other than that this is a well written, funny, albeit a bit odd, poem. thanks!


  • rebel lips
    May 22, 2008

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    This was hil----ario----us! Very wierd, but funny none the less. Very original too - I don't think i've ever read anything remotely like this in my life. Thanks for entering and all the best with future masterpieces.

  • Michael P gold member
    May 8, 2008
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    too funny-yea that's funny


  • brokenpoet
    January 7, 2008
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    Yep, now I'm scared...

    uhm, thanks for entering.


  • lesbian-in-love
    November 2, 2007

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    Hilarious!!!

    OMG!!! That was just hilarious thanks for such a great laugh early this morning. That was a very good write to enter into this contest so I must thanks you for that. Oh yeah and good luck to you.


  • xxMyBellxx
    July 21, 2007
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    Funny story,I like it as it's totally of the wall.

    • santonix
      July 22, 2007
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      thank you very much for your kind comments, the poem is based on a true event.is'nt life strange? thank you once again.


      • xxMyBellxx
        July 22, 2007
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        So it's true,why didn't you shave around her botty hole for her?

        • santonix
          July 22, 2007
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          she was one of those girls that would have nothing or anyone near her bum hole! not for any reason. dont ask me why as i never got an explanation. if i went near it with a finger or tongue she went barmy. so it left it alone.everything else was ok? it did look odd afterwards though. er thank you for asking,pity really as it was a tempting little morsel.


          • xxMyBellxx
            July 22, 2007
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            Some girls, hey ? Thanks for explaining the w'hole' story & sorry for being so nosey!!Great little insight.

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