I’ve not many virtues remaining,
though it’s only myself I am blaming.
It is at my own cost,
my virginity’s lost.
But I’ve still got the box that it came in!
In a list
A contest entry
- Limericks for all! by Sweet Transvestite.
300 points, ended June 23, 2007, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks (Prewrites Accepted) by duana.
300 points, ended July 8, 2007, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks anyone? by mwilson50.
600 points, ended January 20, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks! by marmac.
400 points, ended November 9, 2008, 34 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh by poets whisper.
700 points, ended January 26, 37 entries
Silver trophy winner
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900 points, ended March 18, 21 entries
Gold trophy winner
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Please tell me what you think
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This picture is worth a thousand words and your limerick gave me several chuckles. Congrats on the gold!
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you nailed this one girl.
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How in the Blue Blazes did I let this one slip by.
BEST ONE I have heard in a long time
Congrats on all your well deserved trophies for this one.
MWAH
Cuz
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Thanks cuz. Good photo of me don't you think?
xxx
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Oh, Passim, you are so funny! This is one of the wittiest limericks I've ever read.
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laughing in my rolly little chair here and tears are welling up. I still have my box too! what a great entry. thank you
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LOL!
Thats funny, really funny.
Thanks again.
I needed a laugh.
The picture fits in great
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Cute, funny
I enjoyed this one. Short and to the point. Last line didn't qute rhyme, but this can be forgiven as it still seems to "work!" quite well.
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LOL!! yeah but has the box lost its shape. Nice one
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This is hilarious! The picture adds a whole new dimension to it, too. Well done, and best of luck to you!
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HAHA! Vulgar! I LOVE IT! Filthy, like a limerick should be! (if I might suggest changing the final bit of punctuation to an exclamation point!)
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oooo, this is hilarious! Loved it. Thanks for entering.
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T-riffic!
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Haha this is hillarious!!
I loved it Good luck in the contest! x
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a nice saucy limerick..this sort of work must brighten anyones day . well done. peter
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I searched high and low and i found
your virginity laying around
It's of no use to me
So if you agree
I'll sell it to you for a pound
Sorry i know i have already commented But this one just asked for a reply Good luck once again in the contest -
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It was kind to enquire of me
if I'd like said virginity.
Though if I recall
It's worth b****r all
but I'll offer you just 50p
Ta muchly
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50p to me seems rather mean
for something thats almost pristine
And to say that i found
it just laying around
I found it remarkable clean -
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If what has been found is pristine
then I'm sorry for seeming so mean.
But as mine was all rusted,
then even if dusted,
I'll never be sure where it's been.
So dear Legend if you want a quid
I think you had better get rid,
so here's what I say,
stick it onto ebay
then together we'll share highest bid.
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Dear Passim what more can i say
you seem to think that it's OK
That something so rare
with a little repair
Is something you should throw away
I thought that you may like to know
it has earned me a small heap of dough
Richard Branson he bid
two million quid
For the star of the Antiques Roadshow
In conclusion i'd just like to say
the said object is now on display
As bold as can be
for the whole world to see
On the tailfin of Virgin Airway
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teeheehee. love it! good luck to you
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Excellenti, Magnifico.Tres Bon Vunderbar.Hey this is not bad, its good the V type Good luck in the contest
My have a look at this myself love Limericks
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Funny
Very funny limmerick indeed.
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And what a delightful box it is!
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this is funny too It's a shame you can't put both in Excellent indeed Cuz 
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