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~ 93 yr Old Seeks... ~

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93 year old BEAUTY QUEEN
 
Low Mileage: Married twice 
Log Book: Vows and Registry
Factory Warrantee: Birth Certificate
Rego: Nearing expiry
One Accident: Twins

SEEKS YOUNGSTER TO PLAY WITH

Much more alive than dead
Some hair upon your head
A heart that beats alone
Ears that hear telephone;
Also the words I've said.

Photographic memory
Must be ambulatory
Hunter of lost car keys
Can wheel me round with ease;
Your own teeth mandatory!




Author notes

Advert for local newspaper.
Feeble attempt to force a Belly Laugh for good health and longevity!!

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  • xxRainbowDawnxx
    June 9
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    Ahhh yes well just because great grandpa is coming on a bit doesn't mean he doesn't have the younger mans dream and a beautiful, able, strapping young lady on his arm [or wheelchair arm, anyway] would be a dream any man would be happy to have come true. Go on, Gramps!


  • XInsanity-FairX
    January 2

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    haha this was great, it's imagnitive and original.
    it is something you could see in the lonely hearts section, and do sometimes haha
    it's wonderfull and did force a grin
    well done
    thank you for entering and good luck
    xxx


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      January 2
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      I will take a forced grin over a grimace any day
      I hope I never get this desperate
      Linda

      • XInsanity-FairX
        January 2
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        haha
        personally, i'm gonna do it when i'm all old and wrinkly, just for a laugh, although at that age i'd probably piss myself if i laughed, haha


  • 2lullabyhaven
    June 6, 2008
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    And why not? ahhahaha this is a riot; thanks for your entry and good luck lol


  • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
    June 24, 2007

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    Hahaha! Congrats on the silver with this funny, goofy, personal ad! I'm missing out on all the fun!


  • passim silver member
    June 24, 2007

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    I love this one. How did you manage to find this photo of me? Thank you for entering my contest. Excellent poem.


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      June 24, 2007
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      Thanks muchly Pat I had fun with this little one too.
      Have a safe trip
      Linda


  • Unca Goat gold member
    June 20, 2007
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    Now wait a minute here! If you think I am gonna wait that long then step aside, ya gotta nother think coming! Of course, I do have some hair and most of my teeth still, and can usually get around with not too much trouble!
    ANd what makes you think you're gonna need another one then anyeay, thought that's what all the gold we stole was for!

    The Mister

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      June 20, 2007
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      Sheesh I thought I would get away with this while you were down south Danged internet spies!!!
      Just helping a desperate friend out REALLY...
      No need for anyone else so rest assured I am waiting for your return Pick me up one of those fancy hearing
      trumpets in Laredo huh?
      The Missus


  • WarrioroftheHeart gold member
    June 20, 2007

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    83 Years Young and Going Strong

    Breathing, the respirator says
    My pacemaker says I'm not yet dead
    Some hair in tufts come out my ears
    The ringing is all that I hear

    My memory is cracked in sepiatone
    Without my cane I sort of walk alone
    The magnets in my improved hips
    Find my keys each time I slip

    83 years young I give my oath
    I have real teeth I count them both
    Can push a chair though I'm slightly slow
    Am plenty spry give me a go

    Looking for a girl of worth
    Who has seen the best times of the earth
    Not too slim, its getting cold
    To warm my bed as I get old

    Sorry Sis, got me going Hope you like


  • LAPoe gold member
    June 19, 2007

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    Granny Get Your Gums

    Linny just think of the happy days ahead with your
    young man-toy to tally around with... Yep.. your
    ad ought to bring those boys by the scores.. just
    be sure to stretch those 93 year old bones before
    you two do too much bouncing.
    Linny...Linny...Linny... FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY..
    A perfect Ad from a perfect gal. Still laughing
    and laughing over this one..
    Huge 's all over my face...
    love ya lots and lots... from your far off
    neighbor, Doc.

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      June 19, 2007
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      Granny get your gums
      I do hope this is not a prediction for the future hon Shall hang onto the ad in case
      Big while I can still move my arms!
      Linny


  • ScarletO gold member
    June 19, 2007
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    LOL...so funny. Love the line,,,,can wheel me around with ease.


  • pearl-dragon
    June 19, 2007

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    There but for the grace of God...

    she is such a beauty just as this one is - another brilliant humorous effort. You never cease to amaze me with not only your words of wit but the effort you made to have the colours match and just make the whole visual and verbal picture fall into step so well If you like, I have the number for a really good dental technician
    My best wishes to you in this contest

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      June 19, 2007
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      Thanks hon I do try to do a little something with the backgrounds if I can. Yes please...that number would come in handy

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    June 19, 2007

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    Dear poet,this was a pleasure to read,imbued a huge smile and loved this,it's tongue in cheek but not irreverent,humouros indeed!Excellent.


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      June 19, 2007
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      Little grin peeps out here...rehearsal perhaps...never irreverent {I hope} Thanks Hon
      Linda


  • The Poetic Angel
    June 19, 2007
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    very funny me 3rd Twin good luck in the contest xxx the cheeky one xxx


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    June 18, 2007
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    Yay Knock 'em out with this one Well done on this very funny entry

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