hello there, welcome, step inside,
some of our guests seem to have arrived,
let me introduce you to some we have here,
thats Michael Moore arguing with Richard Gere
Howard Stern and George Bush are the two fist fighting
and thats Tommy Lee, looking warm and inviting
Sisco and Ebert ar reviewing Peter North's newest flick
while Jack Black is the man over their telling us to
poke the monster with a stick
Stevo, from Jackass seems to have lit Elton John's piano on fire
and thats Madonna and Martha Stewart being hit on by Billy Squire
Hillary Clinton seems to have lost her cigarettes, and with them
her purse
over there is Oprah, dressed as a naughty nurse
Donald Trump has passed out, Rosie O'Donnell is dying his comb-over blue
Paris Hilton just dropped her dog in the pot of fondue
Tarzan...dancing the electric slide
Charlie Sheen, playing bingo, in a drunken haze just yelled out banzai
Michael Jackson..no, no thats an impersonator
Jimmy Page is smoking a joint, the paper is guitar tabliture
thats Joey, Chandler, Monica and Ross
Ozzy, biting the head off an albatross
Bob Dylan, putting on a nasal breath right strip
Fonzie hit the jukebox, now the CD skips
well, thats all for now, more people soon to arrive
I forgot to buy a pinata, so instead
we're burning an effigie at five
Author notes
umm, this is a strange poem... I was in a strange mood one day, so...I wrote a poem, Im sure I misspelled some peoples names on here, if u decide to read this and notice any, feel free to correct me
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Comments
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Interestingly strange for sure, lots of famous people at this [party] is it in Bel Aire?... Scott
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this is a good write in its humurous way but the problem was that you choose a theme background that is too strong for the fonts you used, making it somehow monotonous. why not choose a more subtle backgound that will blend with your fonts.mine is just a suggestion. Goodluck!
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LOL this was so original and funny. I love music, so i liked seeing all the old singers, as well as the new singers. That's the kind of party I'd like to go to.
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damn those celebrities...u just can't eat a pot of fondu in peace when they're around
buena!
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