Filthy Mudblood

        You see me sewn’ some elf hats
  I know Draco is thinking I’m a
        Filthy mudblood.


Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
            Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
            Can’t you see I’m a filthy mudblood
Look at me I’m a filthy mudblood.

I wanna kiss Victor Krum
But so far Draco thinks I’m too much of a filthy mudblood.

Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
I’m just too much of a mudblood
A really really filthy mudblood. 
       
First in my class here in Potions
Got skills, I’m a champion at making lotions
Weird Sisters is my favorite band
I can finish anything as quickly as sand
I’ve never even got a tan
I don’t always agree with Harry’s plans
I feel sorry for the house elf’s that I started S.P.E.W.
Victor Krum I’ve got an eye on you.

My Daily Prophet comes every single day
            Got people beggin’ for my yummy lemonade
Yo, I know plenty of thousands of races
Have shiny teeth but don’t have braces
I order all my Daily Prophets by owls
Malfoy’s mouth always says somethin’ foul
Once you’ve seen his stupid smile, it’s gonna stay there for awhile
Harry read Filch’s mail
Ron’s face looks awfully pales.

There’s no telln’ I broke up with Krum {Krum}
‘Cause he was such a lazy bum {bum}
My fingers feel all numb
I don’t have much fear even though Lord Voldemort’s here {ahhh!}
I can’t believe he’s even back
It’s Ron’s attitude that lacks
There are no Wizard Crackers
People treat me sometimes like that I don’t matter
Ron is making even madder.

Here’s the part I sing on…

You see me having buckteeth
I know in my heart that Draco thinks I’m a
      Filthy mudblood.

Thinks I’m just a filthy mudblood
Thinks I’m just a filthy mudblood
Can’t you see I’m a filthy mudblood
Look at me I’m a filthy mudblood.

I’d like to have a date with McLaggen
Although it’s apparent I’m a
Filthy mudblood.

Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
Thinks I’m a filthy mudblood
I’m just too much of a filthy mudblood
How’d I get to be such a filthy mudblood?

I’ve browsin’, inspectin’ “Hogwarts: A History”
You know I love it
The elf hats in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic “Hogwarts: A History.” Never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ at Hogsmeade for deals on some candy
I edit Ron’s homework all the time and in the sand he drowned
I memorized “Hogwarts: A History.” Really well
I can recite it right now and have you H-H-R-D-L-O-L.

I got a business doing S.P.E.W. {S.P.E.W.}
When my friends don’t want to help, who do they call?
I do nothing for ‘em all
Even made pins for the elves, yo
I got myself a beautiful dress
My dance with Krum got ruined ‘cause of Ron and put me into a lot of stress
Spend my nights making elf hats
No, no- hope those brats get outta my face.

I’m a filthy mudblood in the extreme
Filthier than a blown up limousine
I was in Apparition club and D.A. club
And never made a wizard chess team
Only question I ever thought was easy
Was ”Have you ever gottin’ queasy
Spend every weekend screaming at Ron
Harry and me don’t go to Hagrid’s till’ dawn.

You see me strollin’
I’m not laughing
And Ron rolls his eyes ‘cause I’m such a filthy mudblood.

Just because I’m a filthy mudblood
Just because I’m a filthy mudblood
All because I’m a filthy mudblood
Holy cow, I’m a filthy mudblood.

I wanna be so pretty
But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
A filthy mudblood.

Thinks I’m just too much of a filthy mudblood
Thinks I’m just too much of a filthy mudblood
I’m too much of a filthy mudblood
Look at me I’m a filthy mudblood.