I'm a Karaoke DJ at a Gay bar you see,
but I'm as straight as straight can be.
I don't fault them for the way that they live,
but I'm not going to bend a guy over and give.
I see them kissing and grabbing each other,
my laughter I just have to smother,
or somebody might kick my ass.
Now the Lezzies are a different matter,
most of them your nose they would splatter.
They are mostly built like a Bull,
but will only munch on wool,
which makes sense since no guy would have them.
Now when you put them all in one room,
and Karaoke and booze makes them zoom.
There is nothing quite as funny,
as ALL of them calling me Honey,
so I tell them I only eat pussy you fool!!
Author notes
This is actually true, the difference being, we BOTH make fun of each other. I have a good time being a DJ there. They accept me, I accept them.
A contest entry
- Ace's "Truly in bad taste" contest. by AceOSpades.
900 points, ended July 3, 2007, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This is funny! It's so true what you said, that we both make fun of each other, but I dont do it toom uch cuz I have a lot of gay friends. So, good luck in the contest!
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This is the only one i've found
worth laughing at, and that was original at the same time..quite good. and that it's true is far more amusing than the piece its self.. thanks for sharing,and good luck
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Of my goodness, this is in bad taste in the best way!
Really hilarious, if I'm allowed to say. You really have struck just the right balance here, as you seem to be poking fun at yourself as well, and everyone is having a good time. Thanks for the much needed jolt of the jollies, and best of luck in the contest!
David Michaels
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What an Appetite!
(sighs)
Well, there you go!
I'm speachless on this one!
Good Luck in the contest!
Tang
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FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
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