She's dead
The bitch is finally dead!
I'm free!
I no longer have to listen to her
Sitting around on her fat ass
All day long
Bitching and moaning
About everything
"You didn't do this right!
What are you doing!
Blah blah blah"
The typical aunt
Bossing me around
Nit-picking EVERYTHING!
Ding dong the aunt is dead
Sing it HIGH!
Sing it low
Let them know,
The wicked aunt is dead!
Finally, I'm FREE!
As free as the wind
Except, not really
I'm only seventeen
Under my parent's rule
But one day,
I tell you one day
I'll be REALLY free,
To do as I please
Pouring tomato soup
Down people's pants
That will be me
I have all this inspiration
now that the wicked aunt is dead
How wonderful a death can be!
Author notes
I don't know if this is funny or not, but I've been kinda mind-blocked lately, and this is all I could come up with. This is like the first thing I've written in a week or so, so I can understand if it's not that good. Ohs wells.
-missjilleen
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Comments
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wow the wicked aunt is dead, love it.
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lol.
Good luck -
Well, its kinda funny, the tomato soup part made me chuckle a bit
I kinda liked the ding, dong the aunt is dead refrain...Scott
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