I know that everyone knows,
That excercise means touch your toes.
But if this isn't poss.
Then I don't give a toss,
if your belly constantly grows.
In a list
A contest entry
- A limerick beginning with " I" by Pete Greenslade.
300 points, ended June 14, 2007, 18 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - LIMERICKS by Swan song.
800 points, ended July 1, 2007, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - My Belly!!!! by whispernthedark.
635 points, ended August 30, 2008, 5 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks! by marmac.
400 points, ended November 9, 2008, 34 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - laugh by hyper thing.
400 points, ended November 23, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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lolz
verry funny -
Great limerick, very funny. Thank you for entering the contest, good luck.
♥
whisper
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Exercise such a bore
but fat cells galore
Can't do it the way that I outta.
I bend and I stretch
then need to wretch
my system runs out of watta.
sooo sucky I know
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very creative take on a problem of our times, done with humor and a smile.Best of luck to you in the contest...PK
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GOLD TROPHY! Great limerick.
Hugs and love,
Petratani
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Thank you. That's very kind and your comments are much appreciated. xx
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I'd better keep touching my toes,
For they point which way I go,
I'll bend and twist
Then do some sits
I'll be lost, if my belly still grows
congrats on the gold
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Congrats on the Gold shiny Cuz
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Congratulations!
More gold for the mantle! If you didn't deserve it, I'd be jealous. ;-) -
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Ohh. What can I say? Ta muchly
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FUNNY
Great limerick ...made me happy ...I see why you recieved the gold ...lol...to funny ...still chuckling...peace Katie -
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Thank you. Amazed at winning gold with so many fantastic entries. To use the words of Epistomolous, I can't see my toes either
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Ha, ha, ha !
This is so funny. It's been a long time since I've been able to touch my toes 
Best of luck in this contest
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Excer-lent!
I won't race in a colosseum,
I'm old enough for the museum.
I bent and I stretched
But the goal was farfetched.
Touch them? I can't even see 'em!
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Oh this is fab. or should I say flab.Many thanks for your support. I am wearing mine as we speak
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hehe its so funny and cute well done good lucks in da contest
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