Hey I live in America!
America rocks!
I'm a guy
I'm 30
everyone loves me!
No not 9/11
Let's go invade Iraq!
Damn Iraqis acting all innocent,
they've gotta be up to something.
And there are those weapons of mass destruction too.
Woops I guess I was wrong.
Never fear Iran is close by,
I've gotta good feeling about Iran.
Author notes
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. In America everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Homer Simpson
My first attempt at humor don't laugh if it's really bad
A contest entry
- Options For (Somewhat) Trophy-Less Teens by FallingTwilight.
450 points, ended June 14, 2007, 15 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ~ The Best of the Worst~ by Florida Sunshine.
700 points, ended July 4, 2007, 35 entries
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550 points, ended July 28, 2007, 96 entries
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350 points, ended July 23, 2007, 42 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Are you kidding?! You honestly believe that the average, middle aged, strait Christian white man still has the say in America? Honey you are wrong! And THAT is what is wrong with the world, that it isn't that way anymore.
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This definately deserves a hearty laugh! I love the last line "I've gotta good feeling about Iran" lmao good job on this one. You should definately take another crack at humorous poetry, you are really good at it
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Is this your George Bush Voice?
I've seen you bopping around the Forums and though I'd check out a poem.
I don't really do humor poems to well. But sadly, I wonder if this isn't biting satire which is often closer to the truth than Truth.
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Mwahaha. Funnee. But true..
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LMAO I know you said not to laugh but that was hilarious !!! congrats on winning ! that just made my day , keep penning , you've got some artistic talent !
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This is really good. I think you write well. I smiled at this one.
Let's go invade Iraq!
Damn Iraqis acting all innocent,
they've gotta be up to something.
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You welcome.
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Are you sure everyone loves you.....lol? Not bad humor at all my friend. I love the quote! Congrats on your trophies.
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love it
short, quick to read, and simple. I love them like this. The humor too. Refreshingly original
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Ummm this one is definately something out of the ordinary.... wonderful piece here
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This was a good read. Yes it made me laugh. It had very good flow. I enjoyed the lines "Let's go invade Iraq!
Damn Iraqis acting all innocent, they've gotta be up to something."
This is most likely one of the things going threw the minds of the politicians who started that war.
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Hmmm... Your language is very plain, and very blunt. Good humor though, It made me laugh.
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Yes, funny. I like it.
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This was kind of funny in a political way, if you know what I mean by that, since you DID post it in the categorys political and humor, you must know that well. I thought this was well written with a lot of emotion and you worded it well. Nicely flown and a good outline.
I especially liked lines 6 and 7. I totally agree that we should have never invaded Irag. They were innocent, but they still didn't need that tyrant named Hussein ruling their lives, though, so I guess something good came out of the war that wasn't needed to begin with.
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You totally crack me up. I love your sense of humor.
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Very entertaining, I loved the irony.
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Not very funny. Whoo, you generalized an entire nation. Way to perpetuate stereotyping.
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Lemme guess you think stereotyping is wrong and what not.
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i like the quote in your author's notes. the last line was funny...
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wow, you are back. This is definitely your worst! But it has a lot to do with not being lazy and putting more thought into your poetry. I really believe that, because it is obvious you could have talent if you had patience with yourself- not just with this poem, but with all your poetry.
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haha- well, you know what? I think Homer Simpson would probably say something JUST like this, lol
Don't think you could have said it better actually!
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Yep, this is bad alright, but perfect for the contest. I love the part wher you say:
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49.
That justt struck me as funny. Good luck in the contest.
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I wasn't even going to start looking at these~ YOUR TITLE TOTALLY ROCKS!!! It's perfect Simply perfect.... You STARTED off this contest with a BANG! THANK YOU!!!!! WHOOT!
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well......this ones....interesting...good...but interesting..ly....odd..
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Yeah I know
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Excellant/intriguing/fun
I thought it was great. A nice wry, satirical, ironic write indeed. Thanks for the chuckle. Your sense of humor is pretty keen. You must have been studying political cartoons. Well written.
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Much thanks dear friend. I guess your ways are rubbing off on me. Thanks for the comment.
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Well, not so sure about that, but some individuals have compared me to "Eraser head". lol Glad all is going well.
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Danke, mein Freund!!!
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De nada amigo.
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