Baby bear, mamma bear, and papa bear went into the woods one day
They were taking a nice long vacation to Canada.
Mamma and papa had a basket packed to the brim.
It had essentials like beer; drugs too keep junior quiet,
And lots of fatty foods to ward off the beer munchies.
Before departing on their month long adventure they shook hands with some neighbors
And a silent agreement was made that they would keep the bear’s crack house safe.
But the Golding’s had to leave the country too flee border patrol.
So they left their daughter Goldilocks behind so she could have a better life then them.
The only rule was Goldilocks was not allowed to touch the meth infused porridge.
Goldilocks silently agreed and sent them off with her wigger gang symbols.
Baby Bear gave her one big hug saying “Goldy you will always be my favorite wigger”
She stepped in the house looking for something to eat only to find moldy bread.
“Damn bitch bears they ate all the good food.” She scowled and turned on the computer.
She looked up gay porn “Child blocks what the fuck this will never do!”
So she called some of her boys over, and made sure they messed up the beds good.
By the time they were through there were stains the size of Texas.
She found some matches and some wd40, and decided she was gonna burn juniors toys.
She wanted to know what meth was like so she ate the porridge.
And overdosed in mamma bears bed.
A month later they came home to find Goldilocks plastered.
“Bitch we told you not to touch that meth” Papa bear growled.
“Papa that whore left stains in the bed.”
“Papa my favorite toys are gone. Baby bear said gripping his head.
“Well I guess there is just no other choice.” Papa bear pulled out his knife.
Well you can guess the rest………
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Straight outta the ghetto and into my heart!
OK, I think this is like the best thing iI have ever readon this site.
Talk about your fractured farie tales.
Hilarious!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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interesting twist on things, verry dark indeed.....
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wow... it is like life in the ghetto in the US... good job. I got a chuckle out of it
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lol hilarious - "wigger gang symbols" "border patrol" "meth-infused porridge" "wd40" - poor Goldilocks - In terms of the contest though I'm afraid I'm gonna have to remove it - the only rule I had was no erotica because my co-judge is of a younger age - I really hate to do this because it wasn't a pre-write and it was one of the better ones - excellent job though
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woooooow
LMFAO. Nice write.
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