I fed my cat some tuna
She ate every bit
She opened up her mouth
On my shoes she spit
She said this is the worst
Tuna I've ever had
It tastes like rotting garbage
You have made me quite mad
This wasn't her usual brand
I hope she will forgive
She stays in her litter box
Leaking like a sieve
The Chicken of the Sea
Played a cruel joke
My kitty hates me now
Since then we haven't spoke
I offered her Starkist
She ate it with pride
She told me to look in my shoes
She left me something inside
From now on, my kitty gets Starkist
If I buy her something else
She will be pissed.
A contest entry
- Jingle your favorite food for me... by AnotherName.
525 points, ended June 25, 2007, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Tickle My Funny Bone! by HaloElite.
550 points, ended July 16, 2007, 19 entries
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Comments
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I love the animated graphic, and the rhyming lines. They were clever and lyrical. I bet The name brands mentioned would have two very different responses to your jingle. LOL Thank you for entering my contest. Good Luck!
April
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LOL!
Very cute and your kitty should know! Great write.
Hugs and love,
Aunty Petra xo
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Thanks for the laugh.
Wonder why they call it light, I call it smashed.
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