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Beans

There's just one thing I need in life
it's not lots of money or a sexy wife
My only want is a great bowl of beans
they are so much better than those nasty greens
Shoo bop shoo bop shoo bop yeaaaa
Yes, my wonderful beans make toot
but that only makes me a hoot
the people keep whining
but my smile's still shining
because i love my beans!

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  • AnotherName
    June 19, 2007
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    Your poem reminds me of a picture I saw posted on the Forums here.

    http://allpoetry.com/board/topic/268526728

    Your words made me laugh. I know it's not proper to pass gas in public but personally, I think it's the funniest human exhale. This is great! Thanks for placing this poem in my contest. Good Luck!


    april nicole


  • LadyInRed55
    June 2, 2007
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    Ha Ha Ha

    Beans Beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart.
    HA HA Ha Ha Ha!!!


  • starXcrossedxlover
    June 2, 2007
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    haha

  • Mercury Rising
    June 2, 2007
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    Hilarious

    Funny, funny stuff! Good luck in the contest.

    D.D.M.


  • BillyClyde
    June 2, 2007
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    Cool Beans!!

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