Chavainian rapsody

It’s M.C. Mikey trying again to impress my fellow,
Granny stabbers,
I’ve got a hoody too you know trying to mellow,
The street code,
Here it is sizzle all day dawg homie yow

Baby baby yeah
Baby baby yeah
Im a sizzling homie dawg eating my macky D’s on the trot yow baby
Mmmmm yeah baby baby
Homie
Say that you love me
Babyeeee
Yeah
Granny stabbers rule

I think I’ve impressed you guys
With my street saluting jibe
I know I’m just a noob
Please no… what are you doing with that tube,

Damn my covers blown
They found me out
They must have known
My television
Undercover
Operation
To find out about chavs across the nation
“The BBC will sue,” I cry
As a gangster whooping cool guy
Whacks a metal pole against my Thigh
I scream in pain and say in defeat
Hoodies are so hard to treat