Little baby lying there still,
Peacefully no sound you make.
Lovingly how proud we feel,
As we tickle your feet you make a squeal.
Sitting there still you make a noise
A rumbling tumbling gurgling sound
Not so sure what it could be
“Please nurses help me”.
My husband shouts for help
As out of your bum comes squelch
Lots of poop we can’t catch
My husband hurries with the wipes.
Yet more and more comes running out,
“Oh my word” comes my husbands shout.
Our friend stands there laughing out loud,
My husbands shocked though my babies proud.
My husband didn't know what to do
He'd never seen this much poo.
Helpless he stood there shouting for help.
Mounds and mounds of wipes he went through
I’ve never seen poop come out so fast,
Yes, this story is true.
We thought that it would never stop.
The entire poop just went “pop”.
Author notes
This is a real story that happened when my baby was on special care unit and she did this runny poo that we never thought would stop. It was very funny at the time and our Pastor was there to witness it which made it even funnier.
A contest entry
- BE HILARIOUS AND MAKE EVERY ONE LAUGH. by Mekhala.
400 points, ended June 4, 2007, 12 entries
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Awww poor babyyyy
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