Sprache
Putin speaks perfect Deutsch
with Germany's first Madame,
And I hope he tells Merkel
she's 'ne Fotze
at G8 in Heiligendamm.
Schopenhauer (Über die Weiber)
I understand why the Russians fought for their Dyevushki -
Small tits and tight bodies and the blonde hair of the Russkis.
I understand why the Germans fought for their Frauleinen -
Dirndls and pigtails and long wide-open Beinen
I understand why the Brits fought to get away from theirs -
fat, ignorant pyknics with chests covered with dark hairs.
Spielen
Germans are known for their love of games
Such as Koprophilie and Natursekt,
But here I'm with Herr Ribbentropp;
Dividing Poland makes me erect!
Sportler
The East German track and field team,
Were only women at a push,
But, Mein Gott, I'd die a happy man,
If I could see Heike Drechsler's bush.
Author notes
Some of the reasons why I love Germany...
A contest entry
- CONTEST: In Praise of Germany and the Germans by Edna Sweetlove.
390 points, ended June 3, 2007, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
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completely irreverent, and some will see truth in it... I wonder about the moments we have when such fits of creativity takes over our minds...
...PK
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I don't know... I really try to see the deep poetic bizarre creative value here but what I see is just a vey weird obszene piece of bad taste so please help me so i get the deep meaning...
BJ -
steeped in German stuff and canning Edna's desired sentiments quite well... good job!
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A most interesting item. I don't suppose Merkel would be too upset to be called a Pfotze. However, if he called her a Fotze that would indeed be a different kettle of fish. Or if he said, "Du hast ja Titten wie Melonen" she might well give him one round the ear-hole.
This poem has a lot of bizarre merit in it. I shall favouritise you.
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I could be wrong but I think this will do very well in Edna's contest...
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