They think I'm crazy because I chase cars
I even smoke bubble gum cigars
I bark at the neighbors when I am mad
I laugh hystericaly when I am sad
I trip people just for fun
I run in circles to annoy everyone
They tried to lock me up, I just escape
That's me outside wearing a cape
I like to wear underwear on my head
I go to the cemetary and pretend I am dead
I go to the zoo to visit my mother
She is the gorilla, the camel is my brother
I like to hang upside down when I sleep
My best friend is a marshmallow peep
They think I'm crazy, I don't care
I have an alien in my hair
A contest entry
- Funky Titles by Morrigan Trinity.
450 points, ended June 10, 2007, 24 entries
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you havnt named the alien? what color is it? why dont you tell me what it looks like? YOUR SO VAGUE!
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this poem is kind of wierd
but really awesome and funny
i really like it
it's awesome
your an awesome poet
thanks a lot for entering my contest
GOOD JOB -
LOL
soooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny...I just loved the humor in this write...I remember the bubble gum cigars(
)You sound like a barrel of fun to me...Must hang out sometime(lol)
Blessings
~Cheryl~
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This is Hi-larious! I love it. You show all the signs of my favorite type of nut: the schizophrenic. This is a lovely poem and I wish you the best of luck. Thanks for entering.
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So you know my best friend? LOL! This is a great, great poem. I love it! Best of luck in the competition.
Hugs and love,
Aunty Petra xo
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Completely C:
Completely C: Crazy,Cute,and Creative, it was fun to read. Comment on my poem please.
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