Grandpa Cheated on Grandma (Country Western Song)
Bubba-Joe Six-pack: (everybody sings chorus)
Now I've up and got married
but sometimes I still need a whore
Just 'cause I got me a sweet young thing
don't mean that I shouldn't get more
Chorus
'Cause Grandpa cheated on Grandma
Poppa cheated on maw
So it's OK if I cheat on my girl
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law
Sally-Sue Six-pack:
Sometimes I gets lonesome
my baby he's gone all night long
but I cain't never get horny
'cause I know gettin' horny is wrong
'Cause Grandma didn't cheat Grandpa
Mama didn't cheat Paw
so it ain't right if I cheat on my man
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law
Bubba-Joe Six-pack:
Now you'll understand if I'm angry
if I don't know where she has been
'cause the devil is out there a temptin' her
a tryin' to get her to sin
'Cause Grandma didn't cheat Grandpa
Mama didn't cheat Paw
so it ain't right if she's cheatin' on me
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law
Sally-Sue Six-pack:
No I'm all for love and forgiveness
I know sometimes life can be tough
but he knocked up my sister and she's sixteen
it's time that enough is enough
'Cause Grandma she divorced Grandpa
and Mama she divorced Paw
Now that jerk bastard who's cheatin' on me
is gonna feel the weight of the law
Bubba-Joe Six-pack:
Now that I's been busted
I lost everything to my ex-wife
exceptin' I got me this child support
I'll probbly be payin' for life
Like Grandpa paid it to Grandma
and Poppa paid it to ma
'Cause my ex-wife got all pissy on me
and I felt the weight of the law
'Cause Grandpa cheated on Grandma
Poppa cheated on ma
So it's OK if I cheat on my girl
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Hey, where did all those bunnies scatter to? Oh, my, God....they're fucking in every corner!!!!!! Those damn cheatin' bunnies....(Lane mutters as she tromps off to get the garden hose) 
Hehe, very humorous. 
