Grandpa Cheated on Grandma (Country Western Song)
Bubba-Joe Six-pack: (everybody sings chorus)
Now I've up and got married
But sometimes I still need a whore.
Just 'cause I got me a sweet young thing
Don't mean that I shouldn't get more.
Chorus
'Cause Grandpa cheated on Grandma
Poppa cheated on Maw,
So it's OK if I cheat on my girl
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law.
Sally-Sue Six-pack:
Sometimes I gets lonesome
My baby he's gone all night long.
But I cain't never get horny
'Cause I know gettin' horny is wrong.
'Cause Grandma didn't cheat Grandpa
Mama didn't cheat Paw,
So it ain't right if I cheat on my man
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law.
Bubba-Joe Six-pack:
Now you'll understand if I'm angry
If I don't know where she has been.
'Cause the devil is out there a temptin' her
a tryin' to get her to sin.
'Cause Grandma didn't cheat Grandpa
Mama didn't cheat Paw,
So it ain't right if she's cheatin' on me
'Cause I read it in a unwritten law.
Sally-Sue Six-pack:
No I'm all for love and forgiveness
I know sometimes life can be tough,
But he knocked up my sister and she's fifteen
it's time that enough is enough!
'Cause Grandma she divorced Grandpa
and Mama she divorced Paw,
Now that jerk bastard who's cheatin' on me
Is gonna feel the weight of the law!
Bubba-Joe Six-pack:
Now that I's been busted
I lost it all to my ex-wife.
Exceptin' I got me this child support
I'll probbly be payin' for life.
Like Grandpa paid it to Grandma
And Poppa paid it to Maw,
'Cause my ex-wife got all pissy on me
And I felt the weight of the law.
'Cause Grandpa cheated on Grandma
And Poppa cheated on Maw,
But don't go believin' the things you might read
In a Gol dang unwritten law!
Adding your comment:
Hey, where did all those bunnies scatter to? Oh, my, God....they're fucking in every corner!!!!!! Those damn cheatin' bunnies....(Lane mutters as she tromps off to get the garden hose) 
Hehe, very humorous. 
