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The Poem That's Sure to Get Me Banned from AP

No cursing
Don’t bash
Make sure to spell check
Don’t use sticky caps

Fuck that
You conformists suck
I right from my sole,
AnD yOu CaN’t MeSs ThAt Up

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<.< >.> I actually agree with most AP rules, but the contest called for breaking them

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  • ibsons hysops
    May 28, 2007
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    Actually, going over this a third time now... This, I Love!!!!


  • ibsons hysops
    May 28, 2007
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    I came back to this, because it just keeps ringin' in my head!!!

    U R A Finalist!!!!! and Good Luck In The Contest Dear Poet!!!


  • Shenton silver member
    May 27, 2007

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    This makes me wonder:

    From the sole of which foot, do those who disagree right - the write or the left? The only sole they seem to have is their ass sole.

    I would feel less antagonistic if they were to buy a dictionary and a good grammar book and to study them both to see what happens. But to take care when, where and with whom they fornicate thereafter,

    AVAGUDAY

    Shenton (aka - A conformist)


    • blindingblur
      May 27, 2007
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      O.o

      I think someone is getting a wee bit too offended by a poem that was meant to be a joke....just saying.

  • Aurora Ceres
    May 27, 2007

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    LOL This is good. A little too nice actually. When you get to break rules, go hog wild!! (teasing) Enjoyed this quick and to the point read. Best of luck to you.


  • ibsons hysops
    May 27, 2007

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    Wow! I your honosty, and that is truly to be prized! Awsome! Good Luck in the Contest!

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