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Oh God the Catgirls

Based upon "Why" by Alanis Morrisette
Special thanks to David Neilsen/Brunching Shuttlecocks

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Cat ears, furry pr0n, everyone's fucking all the time
Why God, Why?
Furry pr0n, boobies, the catgirls
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this putrid horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of the catgirls
Like a Woody Allen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Cattails, cat ears, the internet
Why God, Why?
The catgirls, the internet, everyone's fucking all the time
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this putrid disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of the catgirls
Like a Woody Allen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this putrid misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of the catgirls
Like a Woody Allen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

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  • PerVirtuous
    May 24, 2007
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    The form is spectacular, the punctuation awesome, and the meter flows perfectly. Great work.

    My favorite part was:

    What have I done to deserve this putrid horror?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of the catgirls
    Like a Woody Allen character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    Why indeed! That's deep.

    No bunnies during contest.