Pimples, Warts, And Smells
I must profess my wonder at the men who love and praise
those women who are without flaws and perfect in their ways
With me such beauty, flawless, would set-off security bells
for I can't stomach girls who have no pimples, warts, and smells
Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells
the very things that any normal gentleman repels
pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells
I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells
No way a girl without a flaw has ever had to deal
with troubles such as I present with blemishes surreal
So, I will opt to find a gal who sports her Earthly tells
seductively calling me with her pimples, warts, and smells
Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells
and if she picks or scratches one it bleeds and scabs and swells
pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells
I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells
But, don't dispair oh perfect girls don't sob, wail, or boo-hoo
I've faults enough for both of us and will share mine with you
Perfection's not a lifetime curse procured by magic spells
so, I can surely cure you with my pimples, warts, and smells
Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells
when just a simple whiff of air her sure approach fortells
pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells
I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells
Honorable winner
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Maybe we can group and sing it together
