which camp do I belong in?

I'm not liberal, because i don't buy the whole "White Guilt" crap
I'm not conservative, because I think the Iraq war is a trap
i'm not liberal, because I don't want to ban free speech.
I'm not conservative, because I like to practice what I preach.
I'm not liberal, because I believe in Jesus Christ
I'm not conservative, because i believe in being nice
i'm not liberal, because i call a spade a spade
I'm not conservative, because I like to get paid.
i'm not liberal, because I won't chain myself to trees
I'm not conservative, because I like doing as I please
I'm not liberal, because i don't want to pay more tax
i'm not conservative, because i research my own facts
i'm not liberal, I believe in equal rights for whites
i'm not conservative, being rich doesn't make you right
i'm not liberal, i want to keep the things I own
i'm not consevative, i won't be a mindless drone.

I now announce the founding
of a new political party
the "SOAB" party
which stands for "Sick Of All Bullshit"