I don't know why I did it
I must be really thick:
For Halloween,
I tried to dress up my pet sheep
As cotton candy on a stick
It didn't mind when I dyed it pink and blue
It just kept munching on grass
But I think it might have taken offense
When I shoved the broom handle up its ass.
Author notes
Option 1: sheep
Yeah, this is weird. Oh, and FYI it says 'ass.' sorry, I don't normally include swears, but I'm in a really demented mood. X_X.
A contest entry
- EAT MY SHORTS......c'mon take a walk on the wierd side! by knock.
1200 points, ended May 31, 2007, 13 entries
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Wow, what were you on when you wrote this? Lol. I think this was wonderful...good rhyming. I thought this was so funny. Good work.
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Oh My
well I gotta get this out of my sytem but I am an animal lover and that cruelity :-P okay now being back to serious well I loved it and roflmao @ that ending too!~ I really had some very good laughs out of the poem and the ending and wlel turning the sheep to make it into cotton candy now that is a rather interesting mental picture. any ways nice work and keep it up
Signed, Paul
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"But I think it might have taken offense
When I shoved the broom handle up its ass"
This appeals to my sense of humour. You don't have any Scottish blood, do you? Aberdonian perhaps? Sorry, doing naughty things to sheep is such a Highlander thing to do.
Excellent.
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Lol, nope, no Scottish blood in my line. I guess my one night sheep fetish came from Real Player's "Annable the sheep." ^_^.
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ha ha ha ha ha great word good luck lol
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Haha, wow. Weird indeed, and funny too!
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Thanks for your "entry", outch!
v. funny
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