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The Sonnet of Double Cream (Revised 31.08.07)

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Compare me not to fresh cream bought to-day;
I am more ripened, and less temperate.
My smell doth seek to take one’s breath away.
My ‘sell by’ label’s, all too short a date.

Sometimes too hot, the eye of housewife shines
alas, to notice my complexion dimm’d.
No longer fair, as double cream sublime.
But thy eternal summer bade, I’ve sinned.

By chance, too late, returned to fridge, to wait.
Till infernal mould, so green, now hath grow’st.
And death shall brag, ‘twas I adorned your plate.
Those pains severe, ‘tis thanks to me thou ow’st.

When thou, so ill, was heard to say, too late,
“I think, it must be something that I ate”

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Sorry about the yukky photo, but some things just have to be done!

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  • RatherImaginative silver member
    August 31, 2007

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    I had to start laughing soon as I saw the picture, saying, "Nasty!" So now, I'm trying to read it for the technique, and I can't stop laughing all the way through. The only issue is line 1 of stanza 1: too many syllables. The rest of the poem was fine in that regard, and your imagery . . . oh gosh, yeah, I'm still laughing. The couplet is an especially tasty tidbit, and it sits just fine! Thanks so much for entering my contest!


  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    June 2, 2007

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    I don't appreciate you sneaking in my fridge like that I swear I think there is some sour cream in there right now like that, I forget about it. haha. Great job, congratulations on your win.

    whisper


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    June 2, 2007

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    Oh dear! What a wonderful sonnet A true talent to write this about mouldy cream.
    Thanks so much for entering our contest.
    Gaylene


  • Gatlianne
    May 31, 2007
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    ;)

    What a strange yet wonderful idea for a sonnet


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    May 19, 2007
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    Looks like some mysterious things I've been known to drag out of the deep depths of my fridge at times I always find that when I first decide to put something in the fridge for 'later', I always say to myself "Nah...probably won't use it", but put in the fridge just in case Well done on this one and best of luck


  • Recluse Writer gold member
    May 19, 2007

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    Eeeew you do look a tad green around the gills there Pat. Pleased to see you having another go at the sonnet hon
    Love the finale
    Wishes you and your cream lotsa luck in this one!
    Linda

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