There once was a knight named Tim
they said that his head was dim
he had a milk cow for a steed
and held books up side down to read
and I bet he couldn't swim.
One day he went for a ride
all around the country side
They say he met a ghost
while he rested by the coast
and he took it as his bride.
Now they live together in Spain
but to look for them would be in vain
for they haunt the government of Spain only
and they try to make them lonely
what else do you expect for a ghost and a knight who is insane?
Author notes
Elvenfairy
A contest entry
- Prompts in the Round, Round 1 (Open to all) by Lady-Pegasus.
600 points, ended June 1, 2007, 21 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Thank you for your contest submission as well as for following the rules. Now see, I KNEW you could do funny in a limmerick, and a chain of them on top of all that, well done my friend! A tad unwieldy in places but not too bad and easily fixed if you so choose! Best of luck in this and all of your endeavors. Hetohke'e

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Very cute, and I was in desperate need of some light-heartedness. You don't come across these all too often, reminded me of my Dr Seuss days...oh how I miss them...fancy free and funny reads.

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YESSSSSS!!!!!!
LIMIRICKS KICK A** great job -
This is very funny. Well done and good luck in the contest




