Mum, you're old, so who cares if you're fat?
A contest entry
- One Liners by A Murderous Lament.
600 points, ended May 21, 2007, 61 entries
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Please tell me what you think
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OMG I would have washed my kids mouth out with soap for a year if they would have told me that. Sorry, but I truly had to laugh.


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haha! this one made me laugh! though it's not exactly a fair statement, I still find it funny
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Lol.
Good point. Love the words of children! Make everything seem so easy. To me it's more like. I've already impressed my man, he's not going to love me less if I look like crap one day or am fat. Good luck in the contest.
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What a lovely gesture

Don't ya just want to hug them to bits for words of encouragement like this
Best of luck hon
Linda

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Funny! I wish my son were even that kind.
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What a lovely compliment...I think
Well done on this one. It's typical of what our children may say, when they think they are making us feel better
Good luck in the contest


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