I'm drunk as a monkey on pink champagne
Just a dancing the night away,
I did this really high kick
My pink high heel flew right into a glass of chardeau
My foot got so dirty, being bare on the pink dance floor
Pink liquid covers my pink painted toes,
The pink wig I am wearing is sideways
On my pink dress, used to be big pink bows
I'd never ever been to the Pink Flamingo
PINK is singing away, as she gets a spanking,
The Pink Panther just pinched my pink butt
Hey, there's dirty ole Mr. Pink, who does my banking
This night has been such a pink disaster
I see a pink elephant as I stumble out the neon pink door,
Still hanging on to my bottle of pink champagne
I crawl into my pink Cadillac, and crumple on my pink car floor
It's morning, the sky is pink in the distance
I broke four pink fingernails, man does my breath stink,
I think from now on I'll stick with black
And never, ever, wear the color pink!!!!!!!
Author notes
5-17-2007
POETDONTKNOWIT
A contest entry
- Give me pink pink and more pink by Janice M Pickett.
450 points, ended May 27, 2007, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Ha, ha, ha !
This is awesome and I'll drink to that
Well penned indeed 
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Now- without even viewing the other trophy winners- this deserved better than bronze. It is well done and has professionalism in it. This is a good poem. Keep writing like this... "out of the box." Excellent.
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well crafted
took me into another world, very well done. also brought back memories of a wedding disco i went to. fun - thanks -
haha very fun and creative
very new and different
from any other poems i have read
i liked it though
-suicidal revenge-
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this guy is feeling blue, is there any chance you have any of that pink champagne left, it would help me to see some pink elephants
a good poem.
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haha thank god, i dont like pink, nah its okay you can like it. this was funny
ty for the comment
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Haha, this poem made me laugh. It reminds me of a poem that I wrote called "high"... don't ask. I love it! Good luck in the contest, hun, and keep up the great writing, k? I'll stop by again sometime soon. ♥
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haha loved this! it made me laugh heaps! I remember wearing pink clothes when I was little and I had my room painted pink and just literally everything had to be pink!! but I decided after a while i didn't like pink anymore so I went into a phase where I liked blue.. very funny poem though! and the title is fab too, I especially liked the line where you say "I broke four pink fingernails, man does my breath stink" it reminds me of those really popular people who are all like my life is over i broke a fingernail type thing.. awesome poem!
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Now I thought you'd have a blancmange in there somewhere, they're pink. I think colour blindness would be great compared with total pink. The only hint of a different colour was the brown monkey I suppose. Yeah!!! That truly pink, couldn't beat that.
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hehe
i dont use the word p***k, in case you think im g*y
very enjoyable, and "partonesque"
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Pretty In Pink
This poem is pretty in pink...smile...it made me think about the movie of that title. Wishing you to fare well in the contest.
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right on....no pink past the age of 5
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Thanks for entering
man were you platered. Your poor pink fingernails...Now thats BAD. Who can cope with broken fingernails? . NOT ME....LOL
Hugs
Jan
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