Honey I hope you don't mind but I fed your pet alligator the croc's you bought me and the children; seems he prefered them over feasting on your X-wife's lifeless body from the freezer.
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If you're talking about the shoes, then I definitely understand this, haha! I love your morbid sense of humour.
Now I have to stop and wonder why the ex is in the freezer. Best of luck to you!
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nope shoes are not the intention of this one liner. A real live Alligator is. The reference to the croc's are of course the ugly new rubber rainbow colored garden clog looking so called shoes that you can place JIBBETS into( jibbits, some ladies last name who took the old idea of pins for clothing/lapels and stuck them in the holes of the croc's. )
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too muchlol
I do hope your kidding, lol not much for inspirational reading but for a one liner it certainly grabs your attention. morbid humor lol -
too funny! just witty and downright silly...loved it. thanks for sharing. keep up the great fun. peace and light always in all ways, Kp
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Wow
Not my forte of poetry at all, but it did make me chuckle. It's not a stretch to imagine a man walking in the door from work and finding this note on the fridge. I take it one step farther and imagine him opening the door saddened to see all the ex wife meat left in the freezer.
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There are times I read poetry for inspiration and times I read it for entertainment, this is definitely one of those pieces that fall into the entertainment category. Sharing a smile and spreading a little laughter among others is a good talent to have. Thank you for the giggles and grins. 
♥ Touchof1der
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Haha.
Wow. I love it it's great. Totally not what I expected. Lol totally made me laugh awesome job!!
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oh my gosh
I really got a chuckle from this!!!! very well done
Lady Dragonwyck
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There has to be something deeper in this line - something someone is trying to hide...LOL
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I am reading this right after breakfast
Yikes! This might be included in the boxes of reducing/weight loss pills. 
Very funny!
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